Shocking Celebrity Infidelities.

Love is fickle and fleeting…
/ May 8, 2016

In 2014, the possibility of ancient royal infidelity was once more opened when the remains of Richard III were found in, of all places, a parking lot in Leicester.

I won’t go into the OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE in this royal case as that isn’t the point.  Point is, celebrities are just like regular folk, maybe even less resistant to infidelity because, too many options, too little time (just think what lurks behind Lemonade; Beyonce, Jay Z, and Becky with the good hair — Rachel Roy).

Scientists battle back and forth about whether men and women (yes, women) were meant to stick to one partner (especially when offspring don’t need constant care).  Will there ever be a definitive answer?

While we are waiting, we present our top five shocking cases of celebrity infidelity

#5  Sharon and Ozzy Ozbourne

Breaking news.  Yes, she keeps throwing the dog out and taking him LONDON - FEBRUARY 18: (UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS OUT) Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne pose for a portrait prior to hosting this year's BRIT Awards tomorrow at the Dorchester Hotel on February 18, 2008 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images)back.  This time it seems that Sharon threw Ozzy out over an alleged affair with a hairdresser, Michelle Pugh.  Looks like it was not only Ozzy’s locks that were getting THE treatment.

#4  Heidi Klum and Seal

Heidi and the Bodyguard. Wasn’t that a  Kevin Costner movie?  There iheidi-klum-seals
evidence that one does covet what one sees (Silence of the Lambs anyone?).  For those that don’t quite get what that means, basically, if you are constantly in the company of someone other than your significant other, you’re going to get it on.

#3  Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

To the tune of adolescent broken hearts the world over, this proves the theory again. Proximity creates opportunity.  Wrob-kristenhile filming Snow White Kristen and director Rupert Sanders were discussing more than editing the film Snow White and the Huntsman, behind the scenes.

#2  Eva Longoria and Tony Parker

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! It isn’t that hard. Eva found HUNDREDS of text meseva-tony-portsages between Parker and his paramour (A fellow San Antonio Spurs teammate’s wife, no less).  He’s got balls and was using them but apparently he wasn’t thinking with the right head.

 

And the mother of all heartbreakers …

#1 Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

Allegedly, Angelina and Brad were playing Mr. and Mrs. Smith in real life. As we now know it was not just the guns and martial arts part, they definitely added “in flagrante delicto.”  Brad and Ange have denied that anything transpired betbrad-pitt-angelina-jolie-release-wineween then till after Brad had left the Pitt/Aniston home.  But somewhere in some magazine interview, Ange slipped up and it sounded like they were doing the deed while filming the movie.

*** Yes, folks the image is of Ange and Brad. I am Team Ange.